How To Tell You’re Getting Older!

So you think you’re getting older?

Well here are 10 signs to look out for:

1. You and your teeth don’t sleep together.
2. You try and straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren’t wearing any.
3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you’re not eating cereal.
4. It takes longer to rest that it did to get tired.
5. When you wake up looking like your driver’s licence picture.
6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
7. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio
8. When happy hour is a nap
9. When you’re on holiday, and your energy runs out before your money does
10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you, and you always hated it

Thanks to jokes archives.